tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post3419714017541990488..comments2024-03-29T05:46:39.542+00:00Comments on Penny Red: Please may Penny be excused from the blogosphere today?Penny Redhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07677315565893516941noreply@blogger.comBlogger93125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-52874201922060265632009-04-15T19:34:00.000+01:002009-04-15T19:34:00.000+01:00Feasgar math Euan.
Yer a fine heart for a laddie,...Feasgar math Euan.<br /><br />Yer a fine heart for a laddie, and a kindly word for a lassie, a gentleman of tru spirit with no misdeeds. Sir yer the Laird of the Glen we both share.<br /><br />Ms Penny Red would be most welcome, for she seems in need of pick up and kindly word. Ms Penny yer most welcome to share the mist..<br /><br />In fact ye all are welcome to share the mist.<br /><br />Then wee girly-boy can share it's copntents when we have all passed it's contents thru our bodies. Euan Sir, yer wicked streak remains still strong to this day...<br /><br />Tìoraidh!Ian (the second)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-28228073393478956422009-04-15T18:25:00.000+01:002009-04-15T18:25:00.000+01:00Och! Your are clearly a scholar and a gentleman, C...Och! Your are clearly a scholar and a gentleman, Colquhoun. I will take a drink offered from your hand and be proud to do so with ancient animosities forgiven and forgotten. How I pine to see again the White Heart in the Glen and be far removed from the churlish Sassenach. As for that girly-boy wee Jamie Purnell... well, I say let him share the bottle with us but after we have passed its contents through our bodies!<br /><br />But what do you say were Ms. Penny Red to be another guest at you hearth. The girl seems weary and low in spirits. Surely, if anything could revive her, a dram of mist from the valleys would work its witchery upon her?<br /><br />What say you, Ian (the second)?<br /><br />Will ye extend your hospitality to the lassie?<br /><br />Slàinte mhath!Euan MacGregornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-43744514668422106582009-04-15T16:08:00.000+01:002009-04-15T16:08:00.000+01:00MacGregor...get ye back to Glenfruin laddy, we've ...MacGregor...get ye back to Glenfruin laddy, we've unfinished matters...<br /><br />...a bottle of finest to finish (just don't tell Perk and pensions Secretary - James Smirkwell).Ian (the second)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-9765637297821136102009-04-15T16:03:00.000+01:002009-04-15T16:03:00.000+01:00フ~
複雑だよねーフ~<br /><br />複雑だよねーIan Channoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-28300310586233164692009-04-15T15:59:00.000+01:002009-04-15T15:59:00.000+01:00Lay off the MacGregors folks or I'll make a sequel...Lay off the MacGregors folks or I'll make a sequel to my movie "Down With Love". Let that be a lesson to you!Ewan McGregornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-9643106023621908352009-04-15T15:50:00.001+01:002009-04-15T15:50:00.001+01:00@ Anonymous
If you have inadvertently killed Ian ...@ Anonymous<br /><br />If you have inadvertently killed Ian (the second) by means of a bullet's ricochet from your obviously inhumanely firm, taut and well armoured buttocks... and if you were to get charged with manslaughter as a consequence would you call it a bum rap?Ian the Jongleur, Lutist and Baloon Sculptornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-53152923232542797562009-04-15T15:50:00.000+01:002009-04-15T15:50:00.000+01:00@Anonymous
Oh god, the one who said: "Hi Ian (the...@Anonymous<br /><br />Oh god, the one who said: "Hi Ian (the second), I did as suggested, the bullet bounced off my butt cheek and straight into your heart.<br /><br />Shit happens eh?!"<br /><br />No, in your case not, missed again. It would help if your reply was...well in anyway amusing, but(t) I fear, the Clan of Ians are going to find it hard to touche - thenagain, we don't touche, we run people through...<br /><br />Dram anyone, sounds like a kipper for supper.Ian (the second)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-40843571028115476202009-04-15T15:35:00.001+01:002009-04-15T15:35:00.001+01:00Is Ian a popular name in the UK or something?Is Ian a popular name in the UK or something?Ianthe Stephanopoulosnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-12638946012415842722009-04-15T15:35:00.000+01:002009-04-15T15:35:00.000+01:00Hi Ian (the second), I did as suggested, the bulle...Hi Ian (the second), I did as suggested, the bullet bounced off my butt cheek and straight into your heart.<br /><br />Shit happens eh?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-7278592240069714732009-04-15T15:32:00.000+01:002009-04-15T15:32:00.000+01:00Och! Ah lurved yey Crow Road, Ian!Och! Ah lurved yey Crow Road, Ian!Ian McIan, Son of Jock Strap McIannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-64729265214505626952009-04-15T15:29:00.000+01:002009-04-15T15:29:00.000+01:00@Anonymous
...err, the one who said: "Ian (the se...@Anonymous<br /><br />...err, the one who said: "Ian (the second): have you tried putting a gun to your head, that should get you some sleep."<br /><br />No I havn't but I guess you tried given your wisdom and and thoughful response, perhaps you missed - next time please aim correctly as Ian the Jongleur suggested....and report back.Ian (the second)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-48318950458797160882009-04-15T15:18:00.000+01:002009-04-15T15:18:00.000+01:00Ah'm frae Scoatland!Ah'm frae Scoatland!Iain M Banksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-19551938961209386502009-04-15T15:02:00.000+01:002009-04-15T15:02:00.000+01:00If you wanted to blow your brains out, Anonymous, ...If you wanted to blow your brains out, Anonymous, you'd need to point the gun at your arse not at your temple!Ian the Jongleur, Lutist and Baloon Sculptornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-42633389078044161712009-04-15T14:11:00.000+01:002009-04-15T14:11:00.000+01:00Ian (the second): have you tried putting a gun to ...Ian (the second): have you tried putting a gun to your head, that should get you some sleep.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-31319879035846123492009-04-15T12:52:00.000+01:002009-04-15T12:52:00.000+01:00Ah Penny, I'm having a dram as I still can't sleep...Ah Penny, I'm having a dram as I still can't sleep!<br /><br />Ian (the first) Nah, can't be bothered right now, maybe later, in fact can't be bothered then, said what I wanted to say before...<br /><br />I have now tried whisky and I still can't sleep...time for another plan...Ian (the second)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-90272876390695748072009-04-15T12:17:00.000+01:002009-04-15T12:17:00.000+01:00I'd didn't turn belly up and surrender you bastard...I'd didn't turn belly up and surrender you bastards!Ian Paisleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-59199737271429137192009-04-15T12:15:00.000+01:002009-04-15T12:15:00.000+01:00I was going to make a comment on the current secur...I was going to make a comment on the current security abuses and the Labour Party but just realised that I can't because I'm dead! Rats!Ian Flemingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-33843044505865473302009-04-15T12:00:00.000+01:002009-04-15T12:00:00.000+01:00Christ almighty. Ians, please control yourselves.Christ almighty. Ians, please control yourselves.Penny Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07677315565893516941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-76245197714812964202009-04-15T11:47:00.000+01:002009-04-15T11:47:00.000+01:00@Ian the second - would you mind explaining how in...@Ian the second - would you mind explaining how incompatibility with an EC directive relates to alpha male jockeying or, for that matter, anything I or anyone else in this thread has said?<br /><br />If you're going to ramble on incoherently about random subjects, use silly nicknames and make allusions to Naziism may I introduce you to the wonderful world of Comment is Free? I'm sure you'll fit in...Ianhttp://www.northumbrialabour.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-80279529962173298112009-04-15T11:37:00.000+01:002009-04-15T11:37:00.000+01:00*shakes head*
What a waste.*shakes head*<br /><br />What a waste.Ian Dury and the Blockheadsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-36218053997600276802009-04-15T11:07:00.000+01:002009-04-15T11:07:00.000+01:00And they say I'm a fuddy-duddy because I want to f...And they say I'm a fuddy-duddy because I want to favour married couples in the tax system and try to promote Victorian family values. Gracious!Ian Duncan Smithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-24139087316343804502009-04-15T11:05:00.000+01:002009-04-15T11:05:00.000+01:00THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!Ian MacLeod of the Clan MacLeodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-75916132943294954362009-04-15T10:56:00.000+01:002009-04-15T10:56:00.000+01:00Obliged for the invitation to tipple a bumper of f...Obliged for the invitation to tipple a bumper of finest malt with ye, kinsman of the Clan Colquhoun. Och! Speck not to me of the MacGregors. The only goode MacGregor is a deed MacGregor, as tae sae! Three centuries on and we still remember the bloody perfidy that occurred at their hands on the fields of Luss. <br /><br />Ah am proud to raise ma glass to you, sir.<br /><br />Here's to ye and the clan Colquhoun!<br /><br />Slàinte maith, h-uile latha, na chi 'snach fhaic!Ian the Fifth of the Clan McTavishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-11403355950162950022009-04-15T10:20:00.000+01:002009-04-15T10:20:00.000+01:00Ah-ha McTavish oh Laird...just glad ye neat a Mac...Ah-ha McTavish oh Laird...just glad ye neat a MacGregor..<br /><br />I'm from the clan Colquhoun...<br /><br />Time for a wee dram Sir..Ian (the second)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4343658614010405479.post-50912424277313419542009-04-15T08:18:00.000+01:002009-04-15T08:18:00.000+01:00It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom... ...It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom... tell our enemies that they may take our lives, may take the mickey, may take the piss but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!<br /><br />Paraphrase from Braveheart 1985. <br /><br />What's good for the goose is good for the gander and if Penny Red can repeatedly steal and use lines from the cinema and literature, without attribution, then so can I. Och eye the noo!Ian the Fifth of the Clan McTavishnoreply@blogger.com