Monday, 26 January 2009

Charging into the digital future!

Penny Red is now on Twitter. Within 24 hours, I guarantee you I'll have worked out what to do with it.

7 comments:

  1. Twenty four hours by your clock seems like a very long time by mine!

    Have you parked your ass close to a gravitationally super-dense object, e.g., a black hole, or are you moving at a velocity close to the speed of light?

    Snort.

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  2. Alright, mister snarky! I'll have you know that PR is fully twitterpated even though malingering.

    I'm quite a fast woman, though, now you mention it.

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  3. Penny Red admits - nay boasts! - about being a fast woman?

    And we all thought you were such a good girl too.

    Definition of the term "fast woman"

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  4. Well yes, love. That's why it was a pun, you see.

    *grins* you take care of yourself.

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  5. Very punny!

    I thought a little exegesis in respect to your ribald wit might enlighten your readership. (Not everyone is a Terry Pratchett aficionado or a Carry On film fan you realise!)

    I'm not even going to dignify your last piece of coded advice to me with a response.

    Since you are obviously a woman who is in touch with herself and managing to hold your own as the visible world slowly collapses around our ears I have come to the conclusion that I should retire from the field mildly chastened rather than beat off further attacks from a diminutive politico.

    Here's one in Latin for you, paraphrasing that balding old bugger the late Julius Ceasar.

    Vidi, vici, veni.

    Vale Soror.

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  6. My word, Einstein, you're patronising.

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  7. By Jove, Hazlitt, you are an incisive fellow and I accept your criticism in good part.

    Being inordinately fond of the tigrine Penny Red I was actually attempting to be humorous rather than patronising, but if that poor fare be all that is presently on the table then I will tuck in to whatever is on my plate manfully and with gusto.

    Where is the amusing and incisive Ms. Red in any case? Still trying to master the intricacies of Twitter I'll hazard. I thoroughly enjoy reading her articles and hope she will continue to keep her hand in writing-wise at least thrice weekly?

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